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P L A Y
Listen to yourself
You're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words
Breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
Woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
Woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it
And now some sh*ts about to go down
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Your looking like a tool not a bawler
Your acting like a chick, why bother?
I can find someone way hotter
with a bigger wow... well
'Cause on top of all the ways that you messed up
You weren't smart enough to keep your stupid mouth shut
I'm so sick of it
I've had enough
I hope you cry
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
Woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
Woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it
And now some sh*ts about to go down
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell (x8)
I hope you know
You gotta go
You
Get up and go
I don't wanna know
Or why your gross
You gotta go,
You
Get up and go
'Cause i dont wanna know
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Y O U T U B E L O V E
potter puppet pals!
:D
I T 'S . A L L . A B O U T . M E
Me. Me. Me.
My name is R Y A N. Im a GUY. I love music. I love teasing wei lum but i don't mean it. 2 lambda rocks babeh. Write me letters : mysterious_man_zzz@hotmail.com Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1009141684&ref=mf
R A N D O M
14 in OCTOBER babeh.
ONE I like drinking vitagen with the cap torn off. NOT with the straw.
TWO I hate my grandmother nagging at me so much my head feels like its going to explode.
THREE Im always hyperactive.
E V E R Y T H I N G , I W A N T
Get good grades.Get braces.
Join cooking classes.
Join drums classes.
Join guitar classes.
iPhone 3Gs.
iPad.
C A K A P . C A K A P .
yakkity yak yak
14.02.10 , Friday
3:11 PM - Sunday, February 14, 2010
13.02.10 , Saturday
6:11 PM - Saturday, February 13, 2010
12.02.10 , Friday
12:06 AM
HELLO ADELINE TANG :D
12.02.10 , Friday
6:31 PM - Friday, February 12, 2010
HELLO .
PLOOPY
Firstly, i'd like to wish someone ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REUBEN SHIBALA (:
( Sorry couldn't go with you, i think if i did go, i'd be boring to you la )
So today i woke up and did my holiday homework. I know right I'm so amazed that i'm doing my homework on the first day of holidays. My hands is aching cause of all the homework. So today my grandmother asked me to teacher her how to use a thumbdrive for her computer . I was like OMG NOOOO.
cause it's very hard to teach her. If you go to fast , she scolds you. If you go to slow, she scolds you . and sometimes I get paranoid so i just do it for her . and she gets angry and nags at me all day long -.-'
Finished all my homework , except for one more.YEAH BABEH!
and my cousin is coming over tonight . I don't know whether to be happy or not .
He's sometimes annoying . But who cares i can be annoying with him ( :
If he makes me mad i'll start hitting him, and he starts hitting me and we fight . YEAH .
Currently talking to Adeline Tang and Samantha Chew.
And i'm not BORED :All Stars - Smash Mouth is stuck in my damn head .
HOW DARE ITTTT .
Anyways, two more days to Chinese New Year and Valentines day .
Does anyone have a valentine!? NOT ME : D
*the crowd goes wild*
BYE.

PLOOPY
Firstly, i'd like to wish someone ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REUBEN SHIBALA (:
( Sorry couldn't go with you, i think if i did go, i'd be boring to you la )
So today i woke up and did my holiday homework. I know right I'm so amazed that i'm doing my homework on the first day of holidays. My hands is aching cause of all the homework. So today my grandmother asked me to teacher her how to use a thumbdrive for her computer . I was like OMG NOOOO.
cause it's very hard to teach her. If you go to fast , she scolds you. If you go to slow, she scolds you . and sometimes I get paranoid so i just do it for her . and she gets angry and nags at me all day long -.-'
Finished all my homework , except for one more.YEAH BABEH!
and my cousin is coming over tonight . I don't know whether to be happy or not .
He's sometimes annoying . But who cares i can be annoying with him ( :
If he makes me mad i'll start hitting him, and he starts hitting me and we fight . YEAH .
Currently talking to Adeline Tang and Samantha Chew.
And i'm not BORED :All Stars - Smash Mouth is stuck in my damn head .
HOW DARE ITTTT .
Anyways, two more days to Chinese New Year and Valentines day .
Does anyone have a valentine!? NOT ME : D
*the crowd goes wild*
BYE.
11.02.10, Thursday
10:38 PM - Thursday, February 11, 2010
HELLO.
Today was the last the of school, you can't imagine how happy I am right now .
NO MORE SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE DAMN WEEK BABEH!
Today was crap, damn boringg. Especially Fauzans class. He's so gay. I mean seriously, everytime i hear him, my brain just auto-turn-off -.-' So last night, my damn house blacked out from 12 - 5 . Then when the air cond came back, i was like OH THANK YOU! So i slept, and woke up at 7:30 .
Great , i missed the bus . So my grandmother had to send me . God damn it, sitting in the car with her ah ... everytime you tell her to go this way she doesn't listen . And when it's wrong, she scolds me . Reached school and got the late slip . The first lesson was Science, nothing much . Then it was Geography I think, teacher gave us some crap Quiz, and I totally didn't know how to do. Great and it cost 3 marks . After Geography was SEJARAHHHH. Killer man . Teacher also gave us a quiz and i got 10 out of 20 (: Second lowest in class.
After Sejarah, English, we had to do a play on Courtesy , and our play suckkks . So Me and Keng Wah have to think of a new one . Mathematics came after that, Mrs.Teh, i pity her la. She lost her voice and couldn't speak at all . The last subject was *drum roll* BM (:
THE GAYEST, BORINGEST,STUPIDEST subject ever to be created in the history of mankind.
The End, then went home and went for tuition .
BYE AND HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.

Today was the last the of school, you can't imagine how happy I am right now .
NO MORE SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE DAMN WEEK BABEH!
Today was crap, damn boringg. Especially Fauzans class. He's so gay. I mean seriously, everytime i hear him, my brain just auto-turn-off -.-' So last night, my damn house blacked out from 12 - 5 . Then when the air cond came back, i was like OH THANK YOU! So i slept, and woke up at 7:30 .
Great , i missed the bus . So my grandmother had to send me . God damn it, sitting in the car with her ah ... everytime you tell her to go this way she doesn't listen . And when it's wrong, she scolds me . Reached school and got the late slip . The first lesson was Science, nothing much . Then it was Geography I think, teacher gave us some crap Quiz, and I totally didn't know how to do. Great and it cost 3 marks . After Geography was SEJARAHHHH. Killer man . Teacher also gave us a quiz and i got 10 out of 20 (: Second lowest in class.
After Sejarah, English, we had to do a play on Courtesy , and our play suckkks . So Me and Keng Wah have to think of a new one . Mathematics came after that, Mrs.Teh, i pity her la. She lost her voice and couldn't speak at all . The last subject was *drum roll* BM (:
THE GAYEST, BORINGEST,STUPIDEST subject ever to be created in the history of mankind.
The End, then went home and went for tuition .
BYE AND HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.
10.02.10 , Wednesday
10:29 PM - Wednesday, February 10, 2010
HELLO MY PATCHI'S
Haven't been updating lately, bored of blogging crap -.-
So, today we had sports practice this morning, and apparently, a smart teacher instructed me that i should go to the GREAT hall for running, BUT NOOOO. I waited there for about 30 minutes and this girl came and tld me that i should go to the field -.-
Bastard teacher.
Thank you la, now i'm not in running. But actually thank you cause, if i did join running, i'd probably suck and lose to everyone (: Like now, Mun Kah was laughing at me everytime i pass her . She'll point at me and go HAHAHAHAHA. Thank you Mun Kah >: ) Okay so after sports went back to class and Lepak . I was so high that everytime i saw someone i shouted PATCHI (Chocolate brand name) at them , cause i reuben stuck a Patchi sticker on the door (: and there's a theme song ...
PATCHIIIIII,
It's a patchi party all day long (:
Okay so it was Mathematics -.- Boringgg as usual .
After maths was ugh ... SHIT ...CHINESE, somehow i love chinese
nevermind skip till the end of school ! : D
and yes, its 10:39 , i have no idea what homework is for tomorrow, i haven't bathe . So, i better do them now -.- F*CK YOU INTERNET, SO SLOWWWWWWW. Its 2010 , COMEON where's the Internet microchips in our head -.-
Bye.
(Dumb and short post)

Haven't been updating lately, bored of blogging crap -.-
So, today we had sports practice this morning, and apparently, a smart teacher instructed me that i should go to the GREAT hall for running, BUT NOOOO. I waited there for about 30 minutes and this girl came and tld me that i should go to the field -.-
Bastard teacher.
Thank you la, now i'm not in running. But actually thank you cause, if i did join running, i'd probably suck and lose to everyone (: Like now, Mun Kah was laughing at me everytime i pass her . She'll point at me and go HAHAHAHAHA. Thank you Mun Kah >: ) Okay so after sports went back to class and Lepak . I was so high that everytime i saw someone i shouted PATCHI (Chocolate brand name) at them , cause i reuben stuck a Patchi sticker on the door (: and there's a theme song ...
PATCHIIIIII,
It's a patchi party all day long (:
Okay so it was Mathematics -.- Boringgg as usual .
After maths was ugh ... SHIT ...CHINESE, somehow i love chinese
nevermind skip till the end of school ! : D
and yes, its 10:39 , i have no idea what homework is for tomorrow, i haven't bathe . So, i better do them now -.- F*CK YOU INTERNET, SO SLOWWWWWWW. Its 2010 , COMEON where's the Internet microchips in our head -.-
Bye.
(Dumb and short post)

03.02.10 , Wednesday
5:52 PM - Wednesday, February 3, 2010
HELLO MOTTO's
I fucking woke up late again today . It was like 6:55 and the bus arrives at 7:00 .
I went "OH FUCK"
I ran and took a 2 minute bathe, ran down to eat and totally forgot there was Sports practice and Yes, i forgot to bring my Sports Attire -.-' I had to borrow my friend's, Reuben, shirt . He only had a red house shirt and I was in Yellow . I ran to the bookshop and bought my pants . Those dumb GRANDMOTHERS who work there ah really need to be fired
I tell you . They won't serve you, unless you call them LENG LUI . LENG LUI MY ASS LA, even my grandmother looks more sexy. Seriously, I have the coolest grandmother you would ever know .
So i paid the "LENG LUI" RM25 when the pants only cost RM16 . THAT WOMAN JUST GAVE ME BACK RM5 . Me, Cheng Mun and Su Anne was asking for the rest of my change , BUT SHE JUST WENT AND SERVED SOMEONE ELSE . screw you bitch -.-
I gave up so I told her to just keep the damn change .
I told Pn.Norhasniah that I forgot to bring my Yellow Shirt, so she asked me to sit IN BETWEEN YELLOW AND RED, so the principal wouldn't notice that i was Yellow instead >:)
We arrived at the lake and Everyone started pointing at me, GOD CAN'T A FORM 2 BOY FORGET TO BRING HIS SHIRT!?
So everyone started asking me why i was in red -.-
Whatever la, I ran and i got 3rd for Class 3 boys(form1's and form 2's)
I felt so happy (:
When we were in the bus on our way back to school I started making this voice like a pilot
"Good Morning, I, your captain speaking will like to welcome you to SRIKL airlines. Please fasten your seat belt and do not smoke at all times. Thank you"
Went back to class , talked , and it was Maths .
MRS TEH I LOVE YOU, no not you Ramani
Gotta problem with that?!
She rocks la, when she scolds people its funny
All the periods were as boring as usual -.-
But after school , in the bus was fun though.
Anyways BYE
Oh yeah and LALITHA YOU ARE SO HANDSOME >: )

I fucking woke up late again today . It was like 6:55 and the bus arrives at 7:00 .
I went "OH FUCK"
I ran and took a 2 minute bathe, ran down to eat and totally forgot there was Sports practice and Yes, i forgot to bring my Sports Attire -.-' I had to borrow my friend's, Reuben, shirt . He only had a red house shirt and I was in Yellow . I ran to the bookshop and bought my pants . Those dumb GRANDMOTHERS who work there ah really need to be fired
I tell you . They won't serve you, unless you call them LENG LUI . LENG LUI MY ASS LA, even my grandmother looks more sexy. Seriously, I have the coolest grandmother you would ever know .
So i paid the "LENG LUI" RM25 when the pants only cost RM16 . THAT WOMAN JUST GAVE ME BACK RM5 . Me, Cheng Mun and Su Anne was asking for the rest of my change , BUT SHE JUST WENT AND SERVED SOMEONE ELSE . screw you bitch -.-
I gave up so I told her to just keep the damn change .
I told Pn.Norhasniah that I forgot to bring my Yellow Shirt, so she asked me to sit IN BETWEEN YELLOW AND RED, so the principal wouldn't notice that i was Yellow instead >:)
We arrived at the lake and Everyone started pointing at me, GOD CAN'T A FORM 2 BOY FORGET TO BRING HIS SHIRT!?
So everyone started asking me why i was in red -.-
Whatever la, I ran and i got 3rd for Class 3 boys(form1's and form 2's)
I felt so happy (:
When we were in the bus on our way back to school I started making this voice like a pilot
"Good Morning, I, your captain speaking will like to welcome you to SRIKL airlines. Please fasten your seat belt and do not smoke at all times. Thank you"
Went back to class , talked , and it was Maths .
MRS TEH I LOVE YOU, no not you Ramani
Gotta problem with that?!
She rocks la, when she scolds people its funny
All the periods were as boring as usual -.-
But after school , in the bus was fun though.
Anyways BYE
Oh yeah and LALITHA YOU ARE SO HANDSOME >: )
02.02.10 , Tuesday
5:32 PM - Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Aloha Amigo
So, today was okay la . Skip * Skip * Skip *
KH sucks la I tell you , SUCKS . Thank you Ramani for making that happen . Not to say i don't like you, its just when i go to your class , i feel like might as well God send me to hell . So very sorry la . Well, at least after KH was PE , that means fun! BUTT, no -.- The only funny thing was that everyone was laughing at Vincent because of his armpit hair , I don't know whether i should laugh or be disgusted .
After that was Mathematics, Mrs. Teh came in as usual, nagged as usual . Oh yeah! I forgot we have two new classmates .
ONE Tengku Daniel
TWOYen wei
HE LOOKS LIKE KAH SENG AND JOEY'S BROTHER COMBINED! .
Okay so when i class started i realised my glasses was missing . Then i thought to myself and said
PIK JUNE ...
I didn't want to ask teacher to let me go get my glasses cause she was in a bad mood . Kellina finally came to give me my glasses back , she gave it to me and left . So teacher was like WHO IS THAT FOREIGN BODY , NO COURTESY ! cause Kellina didn't wish teacher ma . I laughed so hard man . Sometimes Mrs. Teh is so damn funny , but sadly sometimes she can be boringg. After Maths was Geography , WOAH i tell you , DAMN FKING BORING ! School is getting more boring by the second okay , its like the NAVY but we don't get to drive boats . DARN!
SO YA LA , after that school ended la .
I was overjoyed , i bought Mamee and went to the bus! I laughed like hell in the bus but then when Ryan left and it was like
... No one talked ...
I was thinking , my grandmother can be bestfriends with Mrs. Teh , cause they both love to nag at me -.-' BUT THEIR NAGS ARE FUNNY . Okay so i have English , Geography , Mathematics and Civic homework . I haven't started on anyone and i have tuition later ta 7:30 , how great -.-'' CRAZY TEACHERS.
Whatever la . F*ck it
Gotta go now , do all my homework , and keep to my new years resolution . DO NOT COPY OTHER PEOPLES HOMEWORK OR HAND IT UP LATE . and Surprisingly i haven't broken the record yet >:)
BYE
Maybe I'll update later
Updated!
So I finally came back from tuition . Finished my homework that is due tomorrow . Its 11:13:41 and I'm not asleep . Sure la tomorrow cannot wake up again -.-'' I don't why . Eventhough its still early . AND PIK JUNE I SAW YOUR MESSAGE on my NOTES APPLICATION ON MY iTOUCH . I just saw it -.-' This Friday going to Jeng Jeen's house, Weeee .
PEACE OUT HOME DOGS!

So, today was okay la . Skip * Skip * Skip *
KH sucks la I tell you , SUCKS . Thank you Ramani for making that happen . Not to say i don't like you, its just when i go to your class , i feel like might as well God send me to hell . So very sorry la . Well, at least after KH was PE , that means fun! BUTT, no -.- The only funny thing was that everyone was laughing at Vincent because of his armpit hair , I don't know whether i should laugh or be disgusted .
After that was Mathematics, Mrs. Teh came in as usual, nagged as usual . Oh yeah! I forgot we have two new classmates .
ONE Tengku Daniel
TWOYen wei
HE LOOKS LIKE KAH SENG AND JOEY'S BROTHER COMBINED! .
Okay so when i class started i realised my glasses was missing . Then i thought to myself and said
PIK JUNE ...
I didn't want to ask teacher to let me go get my glasses cause she was in a bad mood . Kellina finally came to give me my glasses back , she gave it to me and left . So teacher was like WHO IS THAT FOREIGN BODY , NO COURTESY ! cause Kellina didn't wish teacher ma . I laughed so hard man . Sometimes Mrs. Teh is so damn funny , but sadly sometimes she can be boringg. After Maths was Geography , WOAH i tell you , DAMN FKING BORING ! School is getting more boring by the second okay , its like the NAVY but we don't get to drive boats . DARN!
SO YA LA , after that school ended la .
I was overjoyed , i bought Mamee and went to the bus! I laughed like hell in the bus but then when Ryan left and it was like
... No one talked ...
I was thinking , my grandmother can be bestfriends with Mrs. Teh , cause they both love to nag at me -.-' BUT THEIR NAGS ARE FUNNY . Okay so i have English , Geography , Mathematics and Civic homework . I haven't started on anyone and i have tuition later ta 7:30 , how great -.-'' CRAZY TEACHERS.
Whatever la . F*ck it
Gotta go now , do all my homework , and keep to my new years resolution . DO NOT COPY OTHER PEOPLES HOMEWORK OR HAND IT UP LATE . and Surprisingly i haven't broken the record yet >:)
BYE
Updated!
So I finally came back from tuition . Finished my homework that is due tomorrow . Its 11:13:41 and I'm not asleep . Sure la tomorrow cannot wake up again -.-'' I don't why . Eventhough its still early . AND PIK JUNE I SAW YOUR MESSAGE on my NOTES APPLICATION ON MY iTOUCH . I just saw it -.-' This Friday going to Jeng Jeen's house, Weeee .
PEACE OUT HOME DOGS!
01.02.10 , Monday
5:47 PM - Monday, February 1, 2010
Happy Birthday! KELLINA CHEW .
Ra-ra-raa-aaa .
You rock la woman
I'm so damn sorry i can't buy your present . I'll definitely buy it when i'm free
Today school was okay, although M I R A I was being all weird and gay again -.-' AHH Ploopy . Had fun in Chinese though , i seriously think I'm learning more chinese la . Oh no, I have BM homework due tomorrow and i haven't even started writing any shit yet , and THANK YOU SAMANTHA for taking my book and forgetting to give it back to me . BUT WHO CARES! I have an excuse for not doing my homework . Waiting for ANG PIK JUNE, KELLINA CHEW and ...
brb, finding for ji yian's surname
(Thanks Su Anne, now i know how to slash)
AND LOW JI YIAN . THANKS LA CALVIN . So, The head prefect found out about " Lets send Indra back to the north pole group " and the admin chicken'd out and left . YOU BASTARD NOW NO ONE'S GONNA DELETE THE GROUP . Ah whattheheck la, i left already . So if they get scolded i'm not part of it , and If Mr.Chew does even scold us, how is he gonna scold 80+ people at once? See Indra, this is how much everyone hates you . I'm so sorry for you Indra :/
INTERRUPTED BY SU ANNE . BE PATIENT I STILL POSTINGGGG (:
AHHH, BM HOMEWORK D: F A U Z A N , YOU BORINGGG LA .
After school had damn lots of fun in the bus la . This other kid named RYAN LEE . He's damn funny
Okay la i shall end this lame post , I have nothing to write . PIK JUNE YOU CAME ONLINE AT 6:15:46 . FINALLY . Oh yeah by the way , i wanna see how long this blogging this is going to last la . My prediction is about maybe 5 day? Whatever -.- BYE
Maybe I'll update later
Updated!
Tuition was fun, Except there was this retarded new boy .
WELL SORRY LA KELLINA I WAS IN TUITION . Not like i'm the only one right? You have Del-Wyn and Collin (:
AND THANK YOU KENG WAH, YOU PRACTICALLY DID THE REST OF MY HOMEWORK FOR ME (:
PEACE OUT


Ra-ra-raa-aaa .
You rock la woman
I'm so damn sorry i can't buy your present . I'll definitely buy it when i'm free
Today school was okay, although M I R A I was being all weird and gay again -.-' AHH Ploopy . Had fun in Chinese though , i seriously think I'm learning more chinese la . Oh no, I have BM homework due tomorrow and i haven't even started writing any shit yet , and THANK YOU SAMANTHA for taking my book and forgetting to give it back to me . BUT WHO CARES! I have an excuse for not doing my homework . Waiting for ANG PIK JUNE, KELLINA CHEW and ...
(Thanks Su Anne, now i know how to slash)
AND LOW JI YIAN . THANKS LA CALVIN . So, The head prefect found out about " Lets send Indra back to the north pole group " and the admin chicken'd out and left . YOU BASTARD NOW NO ONE'S GONNA DELETE THE GROUP . Ah whattheheck la, i left already . So if they get scolded i'm not part of it , and If Mr.Chew does even scold us, how is he gonna scold 80+ people at once? See Indra, this is how much everyone hates you . I'm so sorry for you Indra :/
INTERRUPTED BY SU ANNE . BE PATIENT I STILL POSTINGGGG (:
AHHH, BM HOMEWORK D: F A U Z A N , YOU BORINGGG LA .
After school had damn lots of fun in the bus la . This other kid named RYAN LEE . He's damn funny
Okay la i shall end this lame post , I have nothing to write . PIK JUNE YOU CAME ONLINE AT 6:15:46 . FINALLY . Oh yeah by the way , i wanna see how long this blogging this is going to last la . My prediction is about maybe 5 day? Whatever -.- BYE
Updated!
Tuition was fun, Except there was this retarded new boy .
WELL SORRY LA KELLINA I WAS IN TUITION . Not like i'm the only one right? You have Del-Wyn and Collin (:
AND THANK YOU KENG WAH, YOU PRACTICALLY DID THE REST OF MY HOMEWORK FOR ME (:
PEACE OUT

M O V E . A W A Y
My little bastards and bitches
LEE SU ANNE
ESTHER ERIN
MEAGAN LAW
SAMANTHA CHEW
ROSE ONG
LIM JIA QI
GAN WEN QIAN
LIM LYN DEE

BYE!